Keep Calm

I am a sucker for anything with four legs and a beating heart. If you know me, you know my dogs and cats as well as you know my family.  I love them...big, little, it doesn't matter if you are a purebred or a mix, if you end up on my porch you will have a name, collar and no reproductive parts and bits asap.

It is so cold here in the Boondocks and Duggie is looking like a serious mountain man today!  He left today to go "check his traps"  so after reading the first paragraph you can only imagine how I feel about this new hobby...but he did look the part.

So he asks me do we have apples, I look at the bowl of fruit on the counter and reply no, sorry.  (I am not going to be a party to providing fruit to kill a little raccoon.)

Any candy or marsh-mellows?  No, why are you craving something sweet? I offered instant hot chocolate mix with tiny hard marsh-mellows.

No, trap bait. What are you trapping small children or fattening wives?  

WTF?  

He has not caught anything yet and one actually ran off  with his trap.  It was a humane trap or a dog safe trap and the critter was able to escape.  Hell yes:)

But I do like his beard...is it a trap?

Keep calm and comb a beard.  

I am going to get on Amazon and order bread and milk...they are calling for snow.

Keep warm and read a good book...about trappers and a snowbound damsel...